askjk:

pontiuspirate:

askjk:

I RESENT THAT.  I AM NOT A CREEPER.
I JUST HAVE TROUBLE FALLING ASLEEP AT NIGHT SOMETIMES, OKAY.
WE MAKE COMPROMISES, BUT YOUR STUPID DIURNAL SLEEP PATTERNS ARE PROGRAMMED INTO JOHN’S THINK PAN AT THIS POINT.  SO EVEN IF WE SCHEDULE OUR PERIODS OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS TO BE IN SYNCH, HALF THE TIME HE STARTS GETTING PATHETICALLY DROWSY-EYED AS SOON AS IT GETS DARK.  UNLESS YOU GIVE HIM SUGAR, OR SODA OR SOMETHING, AND HE HAS WEIRD REGULATIONS THAT HE INFLICTS ON HIMSELF WITH SWEETS.  SOMETHING ABOUT HOW HIS DAD WOULDN’T HAVE LET HIM HAVE THAT MUCH, AND HIS DAD ALWAYS DID WHAT WAS BEST FOR HIM.
WOW, I GOT WAY OFF THE POINT HERE.  THE POINT BEING THAT I AM NOT SOME SORT OF RAGING PERVERTED SOMNOPHILIAC, ALRIGHT.

johns dad, who baked no less than four cakes for him, wouldn’t let him have that many sweets?????? NO
look i’ll tolerate all sorts of canon-breaking shit but THIS WILL NOT STAND

askjk:

pontiuspirate:

askjk:

I RESENT THAT.  I AM NOT A CREEPER.

I JUST HAVE TROUBLE FALLING ASLEEP AT NIGHT SOMETIMES, OKAY.

WE MAKE COMPROMISES, BUT YOUR STUPID DIURNAL SLEEP PATTERNS ARE PROGRAMMED INTO JOHN’S THINK PAN AT THIS POINT.  SO EVEN IF WE SCHEDULE OUR PERIODS OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS TO BE IN SYNCH, HALF THE TIME HE STARTS GETTING PATHETICALLY DROWSY-EYED AS SOON AS IT GETS DARK.  UNLESS YOU GIVE HIM SUGAR, OR SODA OR SOMETHING, AND HE HAS WEIRD REGULATIONS THAT HE INFLICTS ON HIMSELF WITH SWEETS.  SOMETHING ABOUT HOW HIS DAD WOULDN’T HAVE LET HIM HAVE THAT MUCH, AND HIS DAD ALWAYS DID WHAT WAS BEST FOR HIM.

WOW, I GOT WAY OFF THE POINT HERE.  THE POINT BEING THAT I AM NOT SOME SORT OF RAGING PERVERTED SOMNOPHILIAC, ALRIGHT.

johns dad, who baked no less than four cakes for him, wouldn’t let him have that many sweets?????? NO

look i’ll tolerate all sorts of canon-breaking shit but THIS WILL NOT STAND

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Throw a fandom in my ask and I’ll tell you:

2olluxlaughiingalonewiithbee2:

ohhitsmagic:

lavis-scarf:

marycrawleys:

  • my canon OTP
  • OTP that hasn’t happened but I SHIP IT
  • most badass character
  • pairing I am not a fan of
  • character I’d wanna be best friends with
  • character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another)
  • favourite friendship
  • character I want to adopt or be adopted by

come at me, bros.

pleeeaaaasseeeeeeeeeee

Please?

I’m all bored and stuff.

calling all the followers!!

(via magnusvongrapple-deactivated201)


lokine:

Reposting this is kinda useless, I know, but It’s the final version… I guess? And it gives me the impression I’m not just slacking off.

lokine:

Reposting this is kinda useless, I know, but It’s the final version… I guess? And it gives me the impression I’m not just slacking off.

(via lokiloid-deactivated20130315)


Knight of Blood

lokine:

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Sometimes, I draw.

(via lokiloid-deactivated20130315)


geromyaoi:

endofunctor:

orangeabyss:

thedarkestofcarnivals:

littlebluedolphin:

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HEAR THAT FOLKS?

HE’S A COLD BLOODED KILLER. IT THINK NOTRUER WORDS HAVE BEEN USED TO DESCRIBE THIS BOY RIGHT HERE

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HE’S RUTHELESS

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SO BARBARIC

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HE HAS NO MERCY

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HE IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A TRUE, NATURAL BORN KILLER

KARKAT PLEASE……..

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seems like a good time for this

and with that i lay this to rest

(via jonnethreeway69)


nessicake:

hi again, idiot

nessicake:

hi again, idiot


svensnackar:

(Picture taken by Kepa and Karkat Vantas by Sven. )

svensnackar:

(Picture taken by Kepa and Karkat Vantas by Sven. )



svensnackar:

(Picture taken by Kepa and Karkat Vantas by Sven. )

svensnackar:

(Picture taken by Kepa and Karkat Vantas by Sven. )

(via calibornsmainsqueeze)


littlegreenrocketship:

Little concept like designs for my take on their halloween costumes oHo  Terezi as a dragon cop and Karkat as a pumpkin.  Precious pumpkin ubububu
what is anatomy anyway

littlegreenrocketship:

Little concept like designs for my take on their halloween costumes oHo  Terezi as a dragon cop and Karkat as a pumpkin.  Precious pumpkin ubububu

what is anatomy anyway


krabsnack:

ladykarkar:

rasuzu:

RUB A DUB DUB.
I need to stop doing this. Shameless human.

 nubby hornssss

gosh their faces are adorable <3 <3

krabsnack:

ladykarkar:

rasuzu:

RUB A DUB DUB.

I need to stop doing this. Shameless human.

 nubby hornssss

gosh their faces are adorable <3 <3

(via nightwank)


To My Followers:

aurko:

To the new followers just discovering my blog:
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To the followers who have been with me for a few weeks:image


To the followers who have been following me for awhile:
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To the followers who I call or consider to be a friend:
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To the followers who have been with me from the start:
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To the followers who leave me messages in my ask box anon or not:
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To the followers who have considered unfollowing me:
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To the followers who will never unfollow me:
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To all of my followers:
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duedlyfirearms:

SHIPPING WALL PART THREE: EVEN MY PALESHIPS ARE DOOMED

and i think that is the last of them! 


duedlyfirearms:

tumblr user geromy asked me for john and karkat slowdancing for his birthday and i was like I THINK I’M QUALIFIED TO DO THIS!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!! EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT UNTIL TOMORROW, ur my favorite deputy

duedlyfirearms:

tumblr user geromy asked me for john and karkat slowdancing for his birthday and i was like I THINK I’M QUALIFIED TO DO THIS!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!! EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT UNTIL TOMORROW, ur my favorite deputy


duedlyfirearms:

Here is where I reveal that I did the illustrations for Waiting for God Tier, the Team John♥Karkat submission for Round 2 of the Homestuck Shipping Olympics. I did almost 20 illustrations in total but they are SPOILERY so you will have to check out the submission for the rest!

The fic was written by urbanAnchorite who is obviously amazing and put up with me making really bad jokes about this fic the entire time but let me assure you IT IS REALLY AMAZING AND SAD AND PERFECT, she is brilliant. 

Also, we won this round? THIS IS A HUGE HONOR AND THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED. <3